| Steve: I've got to get better topics. |
| Mewtwo: How about a better host? |
| Steve: Take that back! |
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From: DragonDiveCid
I most resemble a mutated snorlax from the planet googachoogamupwomp. And I want a hamburger. You do sell hamburgurs, right?
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| Steve: What did I do to deserve this? |
| Mewtwo: Well... |
| Steve: Don't answer that! |
| Adam: Hey, I have a friend from that planet! |
| Flash: Sorry, no burgers, but we do have pickles. |
| Adam: Would you like fries with that? |
| Flash: Or just like to be fried? |
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From: Pancakeeater
Please allow people to download the comics.I really want to see the Mario vs. Wario one!!If you do it I'll re-pay you somehow!
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| Steve: It's bad enough when people think I work somewhere I don't, but when I get asked to send something that isn't mine to give...
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| Mewtwo: Look out! He's gonna blow! |
| Steve: You are this close to being traded for a Slowpoke and a bag of peanuts!
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| Adam: Why are you thanking us? We have no intention of giving it to you? |
| Flash: This guy seems pretty dumb... Let's give him the latest issue of Superman and TELL him it's Mario vs. Wario! |
| Adam: Or even better! Let's send him to one of those cool internet comics we read all the time! |
| Flash: Like what? |
| Adam: Uhh... no advertising is allowed... So send him to smbhq.com/nc/ because that sight hosts us, so we're supposed to advertise. |
| Flash: Are you drunk? |
| Adam: Only a little... |
| Steve: Just to let you guys know, Adam and Flash will be in the rest of this mailbag. |
| Mewtwo: You remembered to forward the mail, right? |
| Steve: Unfortunately. |
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From: Tails Power5
I think I most resemble Brock. Okay, I'm not smart like he is (sometimes he is, anyways), and I'm not planning about being a breeder or anything, but I have the same problem with girls that he has (except I don't get my ear pulled).
Also, this has NOTHING to do with the mailbag question, but did you know that the 4th Pokemon Special "Mewtwo Lives" came out in Japan recently? Just thought I'd point it out for Mewtwo...
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| Steve: Can you cook, though? |
| Mewtwo: If you call this living. |
| Flash: Uhh... yeah... We know he lives... He's right here, ain't he? |
| Adam: Ahh, Brock's a loser. I HAVE more chicks than he's HIT ON! |
| Flash: No you don't... |
| Adam: Shut... up... |
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From: Some guy at Wizards.
Dear Steven,
Recently we received your application for online coordinator status.
Since your application has been received without a valid DCI number one
has been assigned to you, it is as follows:540669** (last two digits removed by Steve for security purposes)
Use this number whenever you are uploading events or playing in
events. You should receive a coordinator password in a separate email.
If you do not receive a coordinator password within 5 days of this message
please reply to this message and I will send a replacement password.
Thank you for supporting DCI events.
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| Steve: The only reason I'm showing you this is because the new one is the same as my old number. |
| Mewtwo: That figures. |
| Flash: I have no idea what this means... |
| Adam: Neither do I, but I still want a donut. |
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From: Yoshi Starx
Yoshi! I looooooove your site! Every time I search for
any thing mario your site comes up. By the way I'm
pretty certain the clown copter is called the Koopa-
copter.(I like your name better.)One more thing. Wart
is mentioned in "Duh stoopid Bomb!" mario comic.
Wasen't that a dream?!
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| Steve: Yes, folks. I still get these every so often. |
| Mewtwo: Have you considered talking to Kyle? |
| Steve: Well... |
| Adam: Well, we have special guest Lemmy Koopa here to answer this... |
| Lemmy: And the answer is GIVE ME CHEESE OR I HURL HUGE BALLS AT YOU! |
| Flash: ... No comment... |
| Steve: Okay, that's it! Next month's topic: What do you find most difficult to believe about Pokémon? |
