| Steve: Welcome another rip-roaring edition of Pokémon! |
| Mewtwo: What does "rip-roaring" mean? |
| Steve: I have no clue. |
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From: Agustín Huambachano
If there's a place where I would like to go in the Pokemon world, that's NOWHERE! I'd rather go to the Mushroom Kingdom! HA HA HA HA HA HA (snort)!
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| Steve: I don't know, does Mushroomland have cable? |
| Mewtwo: Probably not. |
| Steve: Then forget it. |
| Adam: King Koopa gets cable... |
| Flash: King Koopa owns the cable company! |
| Adam: Yeah, and he doesn't give us Cartoon Network! |
| Flash: He's EVIL! EEEVIIIIL! |
| Adam: Oh, and by the way, if you DO go to the Mushroom Kingdom, can you ask Lemmy if he still has the copy of "Fox in Socks" that I lent him? |
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From: DragonDiveCid
Anywhere in the pokemon world, huh? Well, here's a list...
-Celadon City Gym (Pants not included)
-Victory Road (To catch a moltres)
-Infinity Mountain (Oops, wrong world)
-Viridian City (So I can join Team Rocket)
Well, how was that?
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Steve: Look! All the cheap places!
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| Mewtwo: Have some imagination, buddy! |
| Adam: Celadon city gym, huh? Well, if a punk like you takes one step near Cerulean Gym, you're getting a beating... |
| Flash: What's an infinity mountain? |
| Adam: I think it's from digimon... |
| Flash: KILL ALL THE DIGIMON! THUNDERBOLT!? |
| Adam:AHH! STOP! THEY'RE NOT HERE NOW! |
| Flash: Than what's that? |
| Adam: Umm... not a gabumon? |
| Flash: KILL IT! KILL IT! |
| Adam: GABUMON, RUN LIKE THE WIND! |
| Steve: Just to let you guys know, Adam and Flash will not be in the rest of this mailbag. |
| Mewtwo: You forgot to forward the mail, right? |
| Steve: Oh, shut up! |
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From: Anime Invader
Can you please tell me how to create cards please im an artist i could do your illustrations (sorry if i spelled it wrong) oh yes i met you from the pokegym thing in wizards.com Thank you
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| Steve: Sorry, I've got enough artistic talent already |
| Mewtwo: Ha! |
| Steve: Then why don't you draw? |
| Mewtwo: I drew Mewtwo's Steve |
| Steve: That was me pretending to be you! |
| Mewtwo: Hmph! |
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From: charmeleon_5
(the mystery card) Looks like Giovanni :)
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| Steve: This is just one of the many wrong guesses for the mystery card. |
| Mewtwo: No one was going to solve it with your clues, Steve! |
| Steve: If they solved it, there would be no mystery. |
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From: hawkerhurricane1
Is it (the mystery card) Mewtwo???
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| Steve: Another wrong guess. |
| Mewtwo: How do you sleep at night, Steve? |
| Steve: With headphones on. |
| Mewtwo: The sad thing about that is, he's telling the truth. |
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From: SirAdamCooper
I have just looked thourhg my Prima's Official Straegy Guide Master Pokedex and guess what I found... THERE ARE NO POKEMON THAT ARE FIVE FEET TEN INCHES IN LENGTH! Plenty of them are five ELEVEN, but NONE are five TEN! Did you MAKE UP this pokemon?!?!? Wait... Wait a second... are YOU five feet ,ten inches tall and weighing one hundred fifty four pounds? Is this STEVE'S STEVE?!?!?
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| Steve: You would have had to have seen a fake news story I commented out to get this correlation. |
| Mewtwo: When did you put it back? |
| Steve: Er, um, just now. Anyway, our next mailbag topic is: What Pokémon character do you most resemble? |
