| Steve: This month's mailbag marks a first: I did not use every topic letter in the bag. |
| Mewtwo: I'll alert the media. |
| Steve: We are the media. |
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From: Gregg Campbell
how do i get pictures to make fake cards for fun and how do i make fake
cards???
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| Steve: Look around, young lad. |
| Mewtwo: Steve, you don't really know he's young. |
| Adam: Hmm... Let's see... Since Steve ain't being much help, try Pokémon Aaah! haha! Sir Adam saves the day once again! |
| Flash: Umm... As for pictures, just steal them from any pokemon site you want. |
| Adam: Stealing is wrong, Flash. |
| Flash: Yeah, so is killing people, but you don't seem to have any problems with that. |
| Adam: ... |
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From: DragonDiveCid
Best quote in the world of pokemon has gotta be "The Raichu you traded me has evolved" Ha! It's just so damn funny! Oh, and good job on the site! But why isn't the jolteon always translated?
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Steve: As Nick15 said, "Pobody's Nerfect."
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| Mewtwo: I just call them fools. |
| Steve: I've noticed. |
| Adam: What's so funny about that? My Raichu evolved into a Pikablu... |
| Flash: (Translated) But you use a ****ing Game Shark ya' ****ing cheater. And then you **** up all those ******* newbies with your suped up pokemon! |
| Adam: And THAT is why we don't always translated. Censoring is annoying. |
| Steve: Those bleeps grate on my ears. |
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From: Michael McCune
Hey yoshi1001, I want to know if you could tell me where I could find the
Badges and faces of the 3 Trainers that were left out on Pokémon Aaah!'s
badge GIF. It doesn't have Koga, Giovanni, or the Rocket Trainer.(I saw your
Rocket's Ditto and thought you could tell me where to find them.) If you
would please direct me to where I could find them because I'm making a new
Fake Image Cards Gym Set and it has those Trainers in it.
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| Steve: I'm not telling! |
| Mewtwo: You stole it, didn't you! |
| Steve: Not really... |
| Mewtwo: Sure... |
| Adam: I honestly have no idea... |
| Flash: JOLTEON! |
| Adam: Huh? You know? |
| Flash: Jolteon jolt jolt eon eon jolteon eon jolt jolt. Jolteon eon jolteon, eon jolteon jolt! Jolteon eon jolt jolt, jolteon? Eon jolt jolt eon jolteon eon jolteon on. |
| Adam: Okay, you heard him. Hope that answered your question. |
| Now they'll want us to start translating again. |
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From: Sam "Blue_Dracco" Fox
If I send you the info for new fake cards, will you make cards of them and
post them. I can even send you an icon.
Thanks
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| Steve: We don't offer that service. |
| Mewtwo: Not yet, anyway. |
| Adam: Tell you what. Buy me a mac, or get me the font that's used on the cards, and I'll do it. But currently, Steve isn't even making the cards I've been asking for. And I think you need a mac to do it. |
| Flash: (translated) You're not going to make cards for others... You'll just do it all for yourself... |
| Adam: Quiet, you. |
| Steve: Actually, you can use a PC. It's just 10 times harder and there's a third step. |
| Mewtwo: That's to get online. |
| Steve: Right. |
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From: withheld
i am a concerned parent. This web site corrupts his mind. Your site is so stuupid it hurts my head. This site has a maturity level of a 2 year old. Your fake cards are dumb. You should re think your stragay when it come to the card making. I am banning this site from my computer.
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| Steve: You do what you want with your computer, Dubya. |
| Mewtwo: Are you sure it's wise to insult people who visit your website? |
| Steve: Well, seeing as how this is probably a prank, yes. |
| Adam: Since when do concerned parents not know how to spell? |
| Flash: Anyway... Here's the deal. You make a fake card that's better than Steve's cards, and THEN we'll talk. And don't just come up with the idea, you gotta MAKE the card! |
| Adam: Which is defiantly harder than it looks. I tried it once, to no avail... |
| Flash: And if your card stinks, I THUNDERSHOCK YOU INTO OBLIVION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! |
| Steve: Okay... |
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From: DragonDiveCid
What non-cartoon would I like to see pokemon in? Well, I think the answer's pretty simple on this one... JERRY SPRINGER! Imaging THIS conversation!
Jerry: And now we have Ash and Misty onstage, a couple who've been unofficially dating for over a year.
Ash: Misty... I have something to tell you...
Misty: ...What...?
Ash: (deleted)
Misty: (deleted)
Ash: (deleted) :
Misty: Oh, yeah?!? Well (deleted)
Pikachu: (deleted)
Ash: (deleted)
Okay... umm... Yeah, I'm kinda drunk today... Okay... I'll stop now... Hey, didn't they have pokemon on Norm? That was cool. Umm... bye...
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| Steve: Thank God for censorship. |
| Mewtwo: You're kidding, right? |
| Flash: Actually... I think the original version was interesting... |
| Adam: This is a CHILDREN'S SITE! |
| Flash: Darn those children... darn them all to heck... |
| Adam: Aren't children the primary viewers of this site? |
| Flash: I always thought it was drunken adults... |
| Adam: Yeah... You gotta be drunk to come here. |
| Steve: Has anyone else noticed that I've been making fewer jokes since Adam and Flash came on? |
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From: Baseball78542
My favorite pokemon quote is "I choose u pikachu",said by Ash Catchem
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| Steve: Of all the quotes... |
| Mewtwo: I don't know. |
| Adam: Isn't it spelled with a K? |
| Flash: Suuure... I khoose you... |
| Adam: No, Ketchum! |
| Flash: Mmm... Ketchop... |
| Adam: Anyway... that quote is a classic. But MY personal favorite is "Thundershock, thunderbolt, I've been beaten by Pikachu's attacks so many times I know them all" said by James when he got to use a Pikachu in a pokemon battle. I believe this was in "The Ultimate Test" |
| Flash: Nah... Best quote has to be Pikachu's speech in "Thundershock Showdown" It gets ya' right here... (Taps a paw to his heart) Doesn't it, Mewtwo? |
| Mewtwo: I don't have that kind of heart, you idiot! |
| Steve: Apparently not! Next topic: What baffles you the most about Pokémon? |
