| Steve: Hello, and welcome to the third Mailbag Pokétalk. As you know, there are a wide variety of occupations in the Pokémon world other than a trainer. We asked which one you would most like. |
| Mewtwo: Can I tell you what I want to be? |
| Steve: After the mailbag. Now, we'll start off with a pair of letters: |
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From: SirAdamCooper
If I could have any job OTHER than a trainer it'd be a Cinnibar Island scientist. Sure, mewtwo bashed all their heads in, and you did great, you truly are the most powerful pokemon out there, with the possible exception of Lugia. I say this only because Lugia is a super power at the SSS and I help out Lemmy... so it's a tie, because I don't want to get yelled at. Anyway, I'd love to create new, powerful pokemon and revive pokemon from fossils. And there are a lot of hot scientist chicks, so I could pick them up.
Adam
PS Because Mewtwo could take Lugia in a fight (Mewtwo can learn thunder), Mewtwo is better than Lugia. I decided. ANd Articuno is after them.
(Start of second letter)
Machop isn't Ma and chop. I just figured it out. It's MATCH and Chop! And MATCH and Choke! And MATCH and Champ. Because Mach-amp mach sounds like match! |
| Steve: Very interesting first letter. I guess getting blown up is just part of the fun of science. As for the second letter, I really don't see your point there, since I could just as easily argue that the whole thing is a computing joke. |
| Mewtwo: And not a very funny one, either. |
| Steve: Anyway... |
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From: gugalle
I would like to be Gill Bates, owner of Jumbohard, and programmer of Jumbohard Doors. The brave soul who made his fortune by selling his mystic boom box for 5 bucks and made Mr. Pupurin, the Pokemon equivalent of Shaft, his vice president.
Seriously? Uh I'd like to be aforementioned tycoon, crime boss, or... quasi-omnipotent psychic crossover hybrid Mazoku-human from the world of Ruby-eye. Thrown into the world ruled by Dark Lord Death Fog (A.k.a. who Mewtwo is a manifestation of), when he was only four, only to discover his true origin eleven years later by inadvertently transporting himself back to his home dimension by use of the Dragonballs. As for how he got there, he was thrown into a rip in time and space created by the excessively high amounts of energy when Death Fog and himself clashed in battle. As for how he got back into the Pokemon world, he uses five light weapons including the sword of light, the Galvilear, the Masmune, and the Naginara of soul (I need to make up a fifth).
In order to understand a single word I said you must have knowledge of Dragonball/Z, Pokemon Gold and Sliver, Slayers TRY, the hierarchy of Mazoku, as well as the deranged thoughts of a mind tainted with sugar.
In conclusion I want to be ridiculously powerful and/or rich, but then again, that applies in any existence doesn't it? Or at least until you realize that you only have a pathetically small amount of decades before you cease to exist. And you should enjoy your life and should do what YOU want to do... If you like playing RPGs, watching TV, sleeping, eating, or doing things that your parents say you shouldn't do because you are wasting your time, do it! because that is what you should do! Enjoy yourself while you still can! Good god I sound like my English Teacher.
I blame this crack-head email on society, caffeine, and my insane friend Mark.
-Sorry, I currently forgot what my name is. |
| Steve: I'm not even going to try. |
| Mewtwo: This is your brain on drugs*. Any questions? |
| Steve: Now for a few letters in the wrong place: |
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From: Zlata601@cs.com
what is the princes name? |
| Steve: I'll only say this once: Don't send me Mario Mailbag questions. Send them to the regular Mario Mailbag address. |
| Mewtwo: And work on your grammar, too. |
| Steve: Thanks a lot, Mewtwo, now someone will probably find a typo on this page. Anyway, onto our next letter: |
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From: levi
hey i just was looking at your web page and i must say it is the best one ive seen yet! i was looking at the books and i seen one that i used to havewhan i was about 5yrs old im 14 now the book was trapped in the parolous pit it was my favorite! |
| Steve: In case you didn't know, I used to run a page on the Mario comics and books, and I still get letters about it! |
| Mewtwo: So can I tell about my job now? |
| Steve: Sure. |
| Mewtwo: I would like to be a short order cook |
| Steve: Gonna need an awfully big hair net... |
| Mewtwo: What was that? |
| Steve: Nothing. Anyway, I'd like to be an actor. |
| Mewtwo: Why don't you sing, too, like in your special rendition of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?" |
| Steve: Hey, I'm not that bad. Anyway, the topic for the next mailbag is: What do you think of Team Rocket? See ya! |
