Ash Ketchum's Pokémon Trainer Aptitude Test

1. You are being chased by an angry flock of spearows. You can't possibly outrun them, but a girl ahead owns a bike. Do you:

A: Prepare to die
B: Ask politely if you can borrow it
C: Swipe it and hope she won't make you pay for damages

2. You have been beaten by a gym leader's Raichu. Do you:

A: Prepare to die
B: Capture a ground-type Pokémon
C: Invent a cunning strategy based on your Pikachu's agility move that would never really work in the game

3. You have been beaten by a gym leader's Kadabra. Do you:

A: Prepare to die in a miniature town
B: Capture a bug-type Pokémon
C: Invent a cunning strategy based on capturing a ghost Pokémon that would never really work in the game

4. You have been kicked out of a gym because you complained about the price of perfume. Do you:

A: Prepare to die
B: Inform the better business bureau
C: Dress up like a girl and hope no one notices

5. While training, you have inadvertently activated the destroyers of an ancient civilization. Do you:

A: Prepare to die
B: Beat the crud out of the annoying scientist with the stupid French accent, then prepare to die
C: Blame the ancient civilization because they're not around to contradict you

6. You've encountered a new Pokémon. Do you:

A: Prepare to die
B: Weaken and capture it
C: Wonder out loud what it's called even though 90% of Pokémon speak their names

7. Two psychic Pokémon are fighting each other. If they are not stopped, it is probable that all of humanity will be killed. Do you:

A: Prepare to die
B: Try to make them stop using a well-rehearsed speech and charts provided by the local office supply store
C: Run out in between them and hope your Pokémon still have working tear ducts

8. Two members of a crime organization are trying to steal your pikachu for the 234th time, and challenge you to a Pokémon battle. Do you:

A: Accept because they're big fat losers
B: Accept because they're big fat losers
C: Accept because they're big fat losers

Scoring:

Add no points for every A answer
Add 1 point for every B answer
Add 5 points for every C answer

0-7 points:
Sorry, can't help you.

8-15 points:
Not very good.

16-25 points:
Better.

26-35 points:
Very good.

36-40 points:
Great!