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Steve: Hello everyone, and welcome to Who Wants to be a Pokémaster! Tonight's contestant is Mimi! Mimi, you know the rules?Mimi: I'm pretty Sure I do. Steve: Let's play Who Wants to be a Pokémaster!
Mimi: My answer is C, Japan. Steve: Is that your final answer? Mimi: Yes. Steve: That's right!
Mimi: I've played SSB at my friend house. I'll go with B, 2. Steve: Of course it's two!
Mimi: D, Agility. Steve: That's absolutely right! Mimi: And I just won a thunderbadge? Steve: Of course!
Mimi: B, Fire!! Steve: Of course! Mimi: It's only logical. Steve: Now, if you get the next question, you'll get at least five badges!
Mimi: A, Pinsir. Steve: Yes! You've got five badges!
Mimi: Oooh! I love that episode! It's C: Magicians. Steve: Final answer? Mimi: Yes! Steve: That's right!
Mimi: D: Game Freak. Steve:You sure? Mimi: I can't decide...can I try Ask the Audience? Steve: Sure. Audience, using your keypads, vote for A,B,C, or D. Ash: Hey! Steve! Steve: Hoo boy... Ash: I didn't sit on my keypad this time! (Audience Laughs) Steve: That's, um, great Ash.
Mimi: Okay then, I'm going with D: Game Freak. Steve: That's absolutely right!
Mimi: Um, let's see...eeney meeney miney mo...what does a 50:50 do? Steve: Takes away two. Mimi: Okay then, 50:50. Steve: Okay computer, take away two of the wrong answers, leaving the right one and one wrong one.
Mimi: Okay, I'm still not sure...I'll say Rachael Lillis. Steve: Final answer? Mimi: Um, yes... Steve: YOU'RE RIGHT! Mimi: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even pay attention to the credits! Steve: Yes, all the others have done the voice of Princess Toadstool at some time. Mimi: Ew, I have one of the Mario shows on tape. I hate her voice. Steve: Which one? Mimi: Super Mario Bros. Super Show. It has the Great BMX Race. Steve: Well, that was Elias. Tracey did SMB3/SMW, and Swan did the N64 games.
Mimi: None of those are right! Steve: One of the answers is right. Mimi: Oh. Steve: I suppose you'll be using your lifeline, then? Mimi: I don't think I understood the question. Do you mean on a particular version of the game, like Red and Blue? Steve: Judges? No. You want to call a character? Mimi: First, what does Exp. stand for? Steve: Judges? Experience. Mimi: I remember this I think...50? Steve: Final answer? Mimi Yes. Steve: YOU'VE GOT IT! Now, the next question is for the 32,000 plateau.
Mimi: Um, let me think... Steve: You can still call a character. Mimi: HOW WOULD THEY KNOW?! Misty: Sometimes I'm surprised he knows anything! Ash: Hey! Steve: And the show was going so well. They do, after all, work for Nintendo. Misty: But do we get paid one blasted penny for it? No! Steve: I wonder if I can get transferred to Wheel of Pokémon... Mimi: Once again, I'll try a lucky guess. Is it...A: Redmond? Steve: Final answer? Mimi: (gulps) Yes. Steve: YOU ARE AMAZING! Mimi: Wha? I got it right? Steve: You'll leave with at least 32,000 units of fictional currency!
Mimi: C: Join a Bike Gang. Steve: Final answer? Mimi: Yes. Steve: You've got it! Mimi: I saw that episode. Steve: Me too.
Mimi: D: Ultra Rod. Steve: You sure? Mimi: YES! Steve: You've got 125,000 PMU! Mimi: Heehee...I'm rich!
Mimi: Okay...I have never played that game before. Steve: You can call-a-character. Mimi: Would they know? Steve: They might. Depends who you call. Mimi: I have no Idea who would know the answer...I'll try to guess, but I'm losing confidence in my guesses. Is it Voltorb? Steve: Final answer? Mimi: Yes... Steve: You could leave with the money... Mimi: I lost...right? Steve: Maybe. Or you could call a character to find it out. You can't lose anything for calling. Mimi: (shrugs) Okay. I want to call...um, Ash? Steve: Okay, our friends at AT&T will try to get a hold of Ash... (Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring! Phone call! Phone call!) Ash: Hello? Steve: Hi, Ash! This is Steven Reich from who wants to be a Pokémaster! I've got someone here who needs your help. Mimi: Hi Ash...My name's Mimi. You know that game Pokemon Pinball? Ash: I played it a few times. Mimi: In the Red table, which pokemon do you have to hit in order to make a scene change? Ash: Umm, what are the choices? Mimi: It's either Psyduck, Poliwag, Diglett, Voltorb. I don't know. Ash: Well, I know Psyduck and Poliwag are on the Blue table. Mimi: Is that all? Ash: And on the red table,it's the same one on both sides, and you hit it three times to do a scene change... Mimi: And? Ash: It might be Diglett. That's my best guess. (phone clicks) Mimi (yelling into dead receiver): WELL THEN, ALL THE POSTERS OF YOU IN MY ROOM ARE GOING DOWN! (looks around to see everyone staring at her) Uh, never mind. (hangs up phone) Steve: So? Mimi: Uh, I'm trusting Ash, is it Diglett? Steve: Final? Mimi: (takes a deep breath) No, Ash gets almost everything wrong. I'm sticking with Voltorb. Steve: Final answer? Mimi: Yes. Steve: I'm sorry. Mimi: (groan) Steve: It was diglett. Mimi: Oh well, I got all 8 badges anyway! Steve: And 32,000 PMU!
Steve: Thanks Mimi, you've been a great contestant. Hey! Wait a second, Ash, if you're in the audience, how did you... Ash: I used the phone feature from my Pokédex. You know, the one you put in that Mr. T comic? Steve: Oh. Well, anyway, this is Steven Reich saying, goodnight! Note: Portions of this show have been edited, not affecting the outcome of the game.
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