July 7th, 2001

1. Dumb Dora is so dumb, she once tried to catch a Pokémon with a _______ ball instead of a Pokéball.

2. Bob said, "I hate that illiterate Psyduck! Every time we play Scrabble, it tries to use ________!"

3. Believe it or not, Jigglypuff moonlights as a ________.

4. There are currently 251 species Pokémon in the US. Thankfully, not all of them are like __________.

Think you've got the great answers? Send them to me (and keep it clean). You could win on of my high-quality digital fake card file (if you ask). Entries must be received by midnight on August 3rd, 2001. Pokéwatch staff members are not eligible. Prizes must be claimed within one week of being awarded. If multiple answers are given for a question, only the first will be accepted.

Last Week

1. The good news is, Mewtwo owns New Island, an valuable piece of property. The bad news is, New Island is right next to ________.

Best Answer: the I-Hate-Clones Society's hideout (Jarmo)

Thankfully, they only meet on Tuesdays.

2. They've combined a Pokéball with a microwave oven. Now there's a Pokéball that catches _________.

Best Answer: Metal Type Pokemon, and then explodes! (DragonDiveCid)

Runner-up: TV Dinners

Three-piece-chicken, I choose you!.

3. Frank owns the world's largest Snorlax. It's roughly the same size as ________.

Best Answer: the empty space in Ash's head (Tails Power5)

5 acres.

4. This Celebi card is confusing. It says you can't use its attack if you used it ________.

Best Answer: to floss your teeth while watching Ash do the Macarena (Tails Power5)

What about, "you can't use this attack if you used it during your next turn?" Timetravel Pokémon, remember?

The Winner: Tails Power5